Thursday, June 4, 2009

IVF Yardsale

...is tomorrow.

Whew. I am so glad to be done (well almost) with the gathering, organizing, reorganizing, tagging, etc. I have spent the majority of this week in my parent's garage in the heat...being sweaty, stinky, frizzy haired, and down right gross.

I hope it all pays off. There is so much stuff crammed into that garage that it would put a pack-rat to shame.

I can't believe what generous friends, friends of friends, and family I have. I am so lucky!

So...I have to make the signs tonight and I would like to do something catchy like:

The "Help Me Get Knocked Up" Yardsale

or

"Doin' It Doesn't Work So We are Having This Yardsale"

or

"Sponsor a Sperm and an Egg" Yardsale


Any more ideas?

3 comments:

'Murgdan' said...

How about...

"Buy My Shit So My Doctor Can Knock Me Up"

alternatively

"I'll Name My Future Child After Whoever Buys the Most Stuff"

I dunno. I'm no good tonight. Too sleepy.

Tara said...

Hhahaha....

Anonymous said...

Too funny. I'm too tired to think of anything clever to offer, but I hope you make lots of $$! See you next week!