"Roid Rage"

I think I am officially about to lose it.

All of a sudden...without ANY warning...BAM...I was hit with an awful case of "Roid Rage".

(And no...not of the steriod variety.)

I begged my doctor to write me some magical prescription of which he said there are none. He said if it gets really bad he could recommend a great proctologist. Umm...not there yet buddy...although I have come pretty close to calling for that number.

So...I have stocked my bathroom with every possible item to bring some relief.

Any of you had this problem or have any tricks of the trade to share? P-L-E-A-S-E???

My doctor went on to say that with all of the pressure that is being place on this area it is no wonder...as of yesterday Parker was estimated at 6.3 and Caroline at 5.11! I begged my high-risk doctor to make a deal with the devil (my OB) and see if we could get the C-section moved up...just a little (Week 36 instead of Week 37). Of course we want the babies to be super healthy first, but he seems to think we have reached that point.

Hallelujah...let's birth some babies.